The Scourge of Landscaping Herbs!!
Hi Everyone,
I couldn't let this one go any longer, I had to say something. Of all the problems facing our fine state of Tennessee I just can't see this being a major issue.
Nanny Nitwit of the Week
Nitwit: Tennessee state Representative Parkey StraderAntics: Outlawing the consumption of a plant called Maria Pastora (Salvia divinorum A).
Tennessee state Representative Parkey Strader is blatant about his ignorance when it comes to the likely effects of ingesting a popular landscaping herb. "I don't know and I don't want our kids to find out either." The fact that the terminally paranoid DEA only lists Maria Pastora as a "drug of concern" (a classification that does NOT make it illegal), Rep. Strader is determined to save Volunteer State tykes from the herb's dastardly influence. If Strader's legicrap passes, it will still be legal to plant this herb, but eating it would be a no-no. Why, if they start eating Maria Pastora, what's next? They might stop eating their veggies and start gobbling the Marigolds, or - gasp - the front lawn. Why can't these Tennessee tykes drink moonshine like everybody else?
For turning an herb into the latest battle in the Nanny State's drug war...for hiding behind the preferred excuse of every aspiring tyrant - It's for the Children - Tennessee State Representative Parkey Strader is PIG's Nanny State Nitwit of the Week.
Rep. Strader doesn't even know what this dangerous substance is but already he knows he has to protect the childern! How do fatuous farts like this keep getting elected? But hey, it's all for the CHILDERN!! Does anyone know where you get this stuff? Is it available at Lowes or Walmart? This needs some research!
Take Care and Be Good!
SteveMule
I couldn't let this one go any longer, I had to say something. Of all the problems facing our fine state of Tennessee I just can't see this being a major issue.
Nanny Nitwit of the Week
Nitwit: Tennessee state Representative Parkey StraderAntics: Outlawing the consumption of a plant called Maria Pastora (Salvia divinorum A).
Tennessee state Representative Parkey Strader is blatant about his ignorance when it comes to the likely effects of ingesting a popular landscaping herb. "I don't know and I don't want our kids to find out either." The fact that the terminally paranoid DEA only lists Maria Pastora as a "drug of concern" (a classification that does NOT make it illegal), Rep. Strader is determined to save Volunteer State tykes from the herb's dastardly influence. If Strader's legicrap passes, it will still be legal to plant this herb, but eating it would be a no-no. Why, if they start eating Maria Pastora, what's next? They might stop eating their veggies and start gobbling the Marigolds, or - gasp - the front lawn. Why can't these Tennessee tykes drink moonshine like everybody else?
For turning an herb into the latest battle in the Nanny State's drug war...for hiding behind the preferred excuse of every aspiring tyrant - It's for the Children - Tennessee State Representative Parkey Strader is PIG's Nanny State Nitwit of the Week.
Rep. Strader doesn't even know what this dangerous substance is but already he knows he has to protect the childern! How do fatuous farts like this keep getting elected? But hey, it's all for the CHILDERN!! Does anyone know where you get this stuff? Is it available at Lowes or Walmart? This needs some research!
Take Care and Be Good!
SteveMule
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